“…and you’re going to lord it over us like the sword of Damocles, like a weapon. Is this going to become some sort of psychological weapon in your passive-aggressive arsenal of psychosis?”

Reasons I love Reno 911:

foo-ski-no:

“I saw somebody, I killed him, too, he tried to run from me, so then I killed him and then he tried to run, I shot him, killed him, kill him, run, I shot him, don’t run, don’t run again, punk, don’t run again, punk, don’t run again, punk”

(via punkspank)

This one is so great I thought it deserved it’s own post.

This one is so great I thought it deserved it’s own post.

highfivingmillionangels:

I just realized the lawyer from Always Sunny is Reading Ron in Reno 911. He’s always so hilarious. 

Season 5.

beatosaurus:

“we train these dogs in german, but i don’t speak german.  so, they don’t do a damn thing i say.”

beatosaurus:

“we train these dogs in german, but i don’t speak german.  so, they don’t do a damn thing i say.”

beatosaurus:

“THAT’S NOT CINNAMON.”

beatosaurus:

“THAT’S NOT CINNAMON.”

beatosaurus:

“is this a lingerie type of thing?  a…….up the butt……type of thing?”

beatosaurus:

“is this a lingerie type of thing?  a…….up the butt……type of thing?”