“LET THE C WORD STAND FOR COURTESY! THE F WORD FINE TO MEET YOU! LET THE B WORD MEAN BE FRIENDLY, THE N WORD NICE TO GREET YOU! The only crack I like is in the liberty bell. And tea bagging is for tea. B.S., boy that’s swell!”—Reno 911! Swearing Song (via shannern)
“My job as an officer is to make sure you kids are safe, but truth be told I can’t be everywhere at once. I don’t care if you’re wearing a short skirt. I don’t care if you’re wearing dungarees. I don’t care if you smell bad. I don’t care if you’re fun to be around. But you can be rest assured that everyone of you, at some point, is gonna be raped. It happens. Hey, I’m not happy about it. But there is some good news. Can you imagine when you go to your doctor and say, “I’ve been raped!” and he goes, “Oh my god, that’s horrible.” and then he says, “Guess what? Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. You’re pregnant! And you’re having triplets.” AH! And then I go, “Oh my god!” and I freak out and call everybody. That didn’t happen to me. That hasn’t happened to me yet.”—Trudy Wiegel (via heyhermano)
I know I don’t update as often as I used to but when I do the caps, I’m going in order. Do you want me to keep going in order of the episodes or would you rather me skip to…for example, Season 3? Season 4? etc?