Say ‘cumbersome’ one more time motherfucker!– Reno 911! (via rudderlesshippie)
I think you want to sign up for a cupcake class. I’m studying some new ones...– Terry at the library: Reno 911 (via d3monicwolv3s)
from-loveland: “I don’t mean to sound racist, but there’s a reason black people don’t ride horses. They have a jungle smell that all animals are afraid of.” “I don’t see how anyone could… take that as racist.”
from-loveland: “Going to the grocery store on PCP is exactly the kind of night that ends in getting shot by law enforcement.”
from-loveland: “I would say in the context of a joke, it’s okay. I mean, I watch the BET. Them fellas use it all the time, they toss it around like salad.” “So you’re saying, in the context of a joke, that it is okay to use the n-word.” “Yeah, to loosen somebody up, you know?” “What if someone says… which n*gger took the last donut?” “……..that’s wildly inappropriate.”
Rape me once, shame on you. Rape me twice, shame...
I think that rules were made to be broken and I think that everybody should have...– Deputy Clementine Johnson - Reno 911 (via kamelineli)
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geezzlouise: Reno 911 is on!!!! I haven’t seen this show in FOREVER. This show is fucking hilarious~! This sounds like the tumblr for you.
Blarg Blerg Blrarg.: Terry's my favorite! →
daymanvsnightman: Terry: I was murdered. Dangle: You obviously weren’t murdered because you’re alive and you’re basically intact. You weren’t murdered, buddy. Terry: My skate is stolen! Dangle: Ok, your skate is stolen. Terry: It was an alien from the sky. Dangle: It was obviously not an alien from the…