October 2011
23 posts
“Say ‘cumbersome’ one more time motherfucker!”
– Reno 911! (via rudderlesshippie)
“I think you want to sign up for a cupcake class. I’m studying some new ones...”
– Terry at the library: Reno 911 (via d3monicwolv3s)
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from-loveland:
“I don’t mean to sound racist, but there’s a reason black people don’t ride horses. They have a jungle smell that all animals are afraid of.”
“I don’t see how anyone could… take that as racist.”
from-loveland:
“Going to the grocery store on PCP is exactly the kind of night that ends in getting shot by law enforcement.”
from-loveland:
“I would say in the context of a joke, it’s okay. I mean, I watch the BET. Them fellas use it all the time, they toss it around like salad.”
“So you’re saying, in the context of a joke, that it is okay to use the n-word.”
“Yeah, to loosen somebody up, you know?”
“What if someone says… which n*gger took the last donut?”
“……..that’s wildly inappropriate.”
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Rape me once, shame on you. Rape me twice, shame...
“I think that rules were made to be broken and I think that everybody should have...”
– Deputy Clementine Johnson - Reno 911 (via kamelineli)
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Netflix wants to bring Reno 911 back with new... →
Oh my god
geezzlouise:
Reno 911 is on!!!! I haven’t seen this show in FOREVER. This show is fucking hilarious~!
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Blarg Blerg Blrarg.: Terry's my favorite! →
daymanvsnightman:
Terry: I was murdered.
Dangle: You obviously weren’t murdered because you’re alive and you’re basically intact. You weren’t murdered, buddy.
Terry: My skate is stolen!
Dangle: Ok, your skate is stolen.
Terry: It was an alien from the sky.
Dangle: It was obviously not an alien from the…
