Mexican werewolves are coming up from Mexico and selling crack.– Terry - Reno 911 (via mozzerita)
And why do you bring him delicious, piping hot arby’s right before you’re gonna...– Reno 911 (via xsillyheartx)
"Two spoons in a spoon drawer...''
Trudy: I know you're just trying to help, but you don't really have a sense of style. I do. So I just take over from here ... For you, you do. For a whor- ... for a whore, like in a no self-esteem sort of way.